Chatty Cheese - A New Way to Eat Cheese

Mers, cows and linguists got together to make an excitingly sentient new milk product. Chatty cheese is available now in all good butcher shops and hair salons. Users can take a photo that will be compared against che ams datea base of nine thousand cheeses thanks to the ap. A mystery cheese ball thrown together by a sketchy relative is a mystery no more. The one catch is that cheesam is currently only available in france, which means americans will have to stick to what they know best, individually wrap slices of cheese food.