The Disappointment of a Friend

Dilla: "I knew finding these things would make an already hard confronting and confusing time more difficult for the conservative parents" He stuffed all the goods into a bag, pretended to have an important work phone call, and then left in a really awkward and strange way. I actually think, says the confessor, that the parents thought I was robbing their dead daughter. The story are like, sorry, this is reminding me of my favorite fucking tweet on the internet right now which I've seen a thousand times and I pissed myself laughing every single time. So from that beautiful dignified story, I would like to present an anonymous doggy styler confession.