Ancient Greece and the Age of Sword Fighting

If you can't afford a taxidermist to preserve your beloved pit or family member, just find a marshy bog to throw them in. Number three, ancient Irish kings made their subjects suck on their royal nipples. 12,000 years ago, at least one ancient Israeli woman was super into turtles, like big time. And number five, being an ancient Greek who had to kill people with a sword seems super shitty.