Tiana's Pitch: A Retail Maven's Story

A year after she's opened four or five of these insane places in crop circles across the Midwest that she just drops a surprise album that sweeps the Grammys. That's what I want her to write an entire album without any exposure to social media while her business manager is focused on opening up this store. The other half opens and it's a giant observatory or planetarium esque sort of establishment where she just leans fully into the nonsense. And then when they call last call, it's like everyone line up at the fixings bar, get your yogurt ready. We're going to be here all night. There's a meteor shower. She can sing it all the openings of the stores