Clarence the Duke of Epsom, Husband of the Duchess

Clarence, the Duke of Epsom was not as she had imagined. He looked her up and down hungrily - but he wasn't an old perv like James Godwin. What I've got is absolutely textbook, old, funny, duddy, fussy Duke. This is what I thought I was going to get. The grand old Duke of EpsOM. He had a thousand dildos. And when he was up, he was up. Clarence, me Belinda Blumenthal. She's the one I told you about. Said the Duchess.