You Say Grud? Crud. Oh, Crud! Okay. You Say Crud?

I was there fighting in the corner and... A few of the town's folks threw a table at me. They took my sandals and threw them on the roof of the tavern so I couldn't get them. That is terrible. And then everyone laughed because I looked foolish without my sandals, so I got angry and pushed a bunch of statues over. Yeah, you hate being embarrassed, so that's... What town was that in? Gratax? Gratrix? Or maybe it just rhymes with 'grud' Was that just because it rhymes? Blood, crud. Mmm. Do you say grud? Crud. Oh, crUD. Okay