Are You Lucky?

A lot of my friends have had children. And I really hope it stays that way because you lose friends. Like they can't hang out as much. They have to get a babysitter. That's not fun for me. Let's get a wild and not have to worry about paying your babysitter over time. But there's been like a gamification. Of dating. You know, which is like, swipe, swipe,. swipe, swipe, swiping, Swarovski crystal ball on the table in front of him or something. He'd choose gum now but then he'd relapse two months later. The universe has to iron out the details before you meet someone. Before we met