The Weirdest Thing That Happened When I Was a Substitute Teaching a Class

Coach Roach taught a certain slant on American history at Clover High School in South Carolina. According to Coach Roach, because we can't hire actual social studies teachers., he was standardized testing. One of the female students sat through the entire test and then asked to be let out. She was moving very carefully, shuffling her feet one together when a turd fell right behind her.