UFOs Are Real!

A whistleblower has been saying that, apparently, a high-level military intelligence official will direct experience working ahead in UAP investigation for the Department of Defense. He says he has reviewed official military documentation of recovery programs, some successful of non-human-made craft. These claims are being backed up by additional intelligence officials, corroborating his claims, both on and off the record. And let me tell you, I don't know what the hell is going on with this but I'm afraid and I am horny because if there's aliens, you better hope they're sexy about it. If they're not, how to shoot your shot? That's all I gotta say about that.