The Story of the Bible

Every story in the Bible makes that much sense. It kind of reminds me of, remember we had a former fraternity brother who joined a cult in the desert? Weren't they kind of building the tower of Babel? They weren't trying to go up to heaven. That's what God's like. You know, what if God was one of us? Just a stranger on the bus. I can do either. Let's start our headlines in Maryland where a man wanted to sign the up drag. These stories are wall to wall bangers. The headlines made me laugh so hard. I'm very excited, especially for this first one.