How to Get Free From Hell

There's an organization called Recovering from Religion. You can find it online, RecoveringFromLigion.org. Talk to the people there. There's a life beyond all of that. Don't worry, you're not alone. People have been spooked by hell for 2,000 years longer than us. It's a long running prank that keeps people like you in line. And I'm just telling you, bro, you can get free from it and let that thing fade in the background.