
Best of 2022: Part 2
Off Menu with Ed Gamble and James Acaster
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How to Stay Quiet While Other People Are Asleep
I think it's important that when you're living with other people that you step very quiet while they're asleep. I like to turn up on time and all. And I like those two because the two things that you'll never get thanked for. Do you have any tips for staying quiet while other people are asleep? Oh, yeah. Well, I just stare at the window. Just count stuff. You do, as you get older, you'll find you do stare a lot more. But you don't necessarily see more. Don't let the sun go down on the argument. I never let anyone fuck you up the bum. Golden rules for life. Gold. Shit.
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