Introduction

Yadier Molina is now fourth in baseball among qualified hitters when it comes to expected weighted on base average. He's up to six homers already after having nine, in 137 games last year. So now that he is no longer a ground ball hitter, and thus can no longer be called ground beef,. We've put a call out for suggestions. What can we call the beef boy who hits the balls in the air now? Here's what we've gotten: Fly man, yon. Air beef, airborne beef. Space cow boy cow hyphen boy. High stake. E-A-K-S.