I Didn't Up With a Man

"This is one of the first lives you get to just pick. It doesn't matter what you choose it's going to be fine," she said. "I promise you one thing even if I ever fall in love with a man I will never be with him just to spite you." She was very pissed off when her mom went to a psychic who told her he would inevitably end up with a man, but that they could leave a Yelp review and say 'he didn't up with a men'