The Probable Causality of Long Exposure to Radio Waves in Cancer

Bob's wife passed away from glial bus gober and march. She had a tumor the size of clementine in the exact same location that she kept her cell phone at night Right above her right ear. People who develop glial blastover have a life expectancy on average six to 18 months. Bob may want to warn your listeners of the Probable causality of allowing your body prolong exposure to an RF emitting device in cancer.