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A Woman Marries Herself, Trump In Jail, And We Get Called Betas

The Boyscast with Ryan Long

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The Truth About Sexual Abuse in Correctional Facilities

Around eighty thousand women and men get sexually assaulted in correction of facilities so i'll take that. If you a girl wouldn't want to date a guy that's been with like 80 men, the bottom line is no one wants someone that's with 80 men. There's an argument to be made that kissing a dude is straighter than kissing a girl because a dude's mouth's touchless dicks interesting. The only non-gay option is a virgin just go into a commune or have a sex drive but then all eventually someone blew kevin bacon your seven degrees six degrees of kevin bacon sticking around.

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