Donald Trump Kicked Off Twitter

The social media giant announced late friday that trump is now permanently suspended from the platform. A long list of social mediocites have now either banned or restricted pres and trump, including twitter, facebook, youtube and spotify. While millionaires were exiting gravity and trump was exitting twinter, americans were exiting their damned minds. Do i tell you who? I feel bad for those poor flight attendants. How do you lose your daned mind to the point where you assault the person that's supposed to save you in a plane crash? And for what? Because the mask feels itchy on your shooty go te?"