The Importance of Unfiltered News

Adam Lake: Why is it on the news lately? It's all female. Because that's click baby. People want to be like, was she hot? Yeah. Dudes are fucking way more young girls than women are getting hand jobs from 16 year old dudes. We need to start our own network. Do not get all my news from Lexington Steel. He could deliver some really harsh shit. And I'd be like, all right. Atmospheric River coming through Los Angeles. It's wetter in LA than insert porno star from the 2000s. Loose, butthole.