Panders Have Their Own Harvard

Panders have their own harvard, where they learn how to survive in the wild. The training programm involves finding water independently and staying vigilant. And if they fail any one of the elements of the course, they get busted back down into panda chool ye. Only, i think, seven panders have ever passed reale. They're all dressed in black and white panda suits that have been smeared with pandapean feces.