How to Drink Psalbardi

"I call fowl on the neutrality of the water. I actually thought somebody had given you whiskey or a body." 'It comes in like a glenphitic sleeve. It's not even sparkling, Andy' "You'd have to get air then from the stratosphere to carbonate it with you wouldn't use earth air?" he says. The pair try out four different varieties of water - one is called psalbardi and another is tap water. But they can't taste each other so who would win?