Finland's Uncricut Status

Finland has 188,000 lakes. Have you seen their Prime Minister? I'd just be staring at her all day going, she's so dreamy. We don't have Santa's house, but we do have a number 10 where a red-faced drunken man made lists of not of who's been naughty on ice, but who would bung in money in return for favours. So Finland has Northern Lights. We have Southern Shites in the Tory party. They're unstoppable. Wouldn't you be happy? Also, it does... The simplicity of their flag shows that they aren't wasting any time - there are no stars or stripes. That speaks well of their overall level of happiness