Pussy Is Like Real Crab

The actual act of having sex is maybe not so great most of the time, especially like- No, it's fantastic. Really, you still love it. All minute and 30 seconds on it. But once you really start to do the math in your head, you're like, oh, I paid for a $80 Uber to spend 90 seconds. Casualties of war, baby. Of my dick being slightly warmer because I decided to put her body for a minute. Let me tell you something: Pussy is like real crab, you know? Not the kind that you go to Red Lobster and they get you that big baby arm that's slipped down the middle with this piece of