The Pig's Snout Is Perfectly Designed

The snout of a pig is soft and padded. The air whistles through the nostrils and up into the lungs, creating a kind of parachute balloon affect. If it in fast, it'll go through the balls very quickly, through the anus, past the tail, which will slow the pig down like an actual helicopter. Andi if you're landing on your face from, let's say, ther empire state building, and you're a pig, that isn't fatal. But even if it's a very dry hole, even if the players haven't rememberedto to pad the bottom, the pig is a perfectly designed animal to fall down a deep hole.