Ted Turner's Story I'll Miss You

Ted Turner put on a uniform and went down to manage the team. He was in the dugout he was making the fucking lineup cards. When he dies they're not gonna put his frozen head in a refrigerator, he's gonna have a golden ziggurat seventy feet tall. Ted Turner would be so much funnier and cooler if they let the owners of the teams try to be like players or managers because you would see how stupid these guys are.