Is That an American Accent?

i bet i've never travelled outside of this country, because it's the greatest country on earth. Our accent just sounds like peats has just fallen out of our mouths. I don't think anybody likes listening to it. Maybe when these people are like demanding that you say stuff in your irish accent, than you respond to them with what you imagine an american accent to sel mo. How do you feel? We all best friends who like a british person, we basically sound like the cockroach, alien in human skin,. from the first man it black movies, yo oso, piwisiver water a lot of times. W we have conversations like this,