How to Make a Guy Suck on You

I remember during the early MySpace days, someone sent me a link to a MySpace profile. And there was a lot of interaction between this guy with that looks like me and this other girl who's really attractive. So I messaged the profiles like, hey, man, it's me, you. This is really funny, but what the fuck is going on? He's like, we'll take it down. I was like, please do.