Do They Take Away Turf?

The latest Pope grew up as a nightclub bouncer. He's going to be probably a saint if he's not already, doesn't he? There was someone in the 14th or 13th century who bit off the finger from the hand of a relic in a church. The Dalai Lama does not look like he threw away a deep punch. But he really looks pretty weak. How about God is the DJ according to that popular hit Ministry of Life?