Draconic Persuasion

The entire chasm is collapsing. We need to get a deception check. What? Deception? I'm not deceiving. I'm trying to help. Oh, it's really bad. How does a bad Draconic persuasion sound? And then you vomit. That guy's insulting our mother. Get him. Come, come get 18 points of health. You're very kind, Mud. I give you, I bolster your magic. You get a spell slot. Just get out of here. Can I pop the cork on a potion of healing and chuck that as I'm going?" "I just got a one"