The Vermillion Minotaur Accommodates a Wide Spectrum of Patrons

On Earth we have booster seats. They are put on top of chairs so children can sit at a table comfortably. How does the Vermillion Minotaur accommodate such a wide spectrum of patrons from ogres to amps? You seem like the one to ask. Sometimes creatures do sit on the table. Pimbling nimble bottom. Yeah, people get that. What really kills me is it's got one little tooth. It's a screamy. And he's probably screaming Eucidors when he... Seriously though. If you do yell any part, as much of you sort of saying that you can't. But leave. I'm not joking. We can't stress enough, do not