The History of Pig Husbands

Pigs are smarter than dog sheep and horses. They can be house trained, talk to fetch or sniff out land mines. A pig was an amazingly useful thing to have - a waste disposal unit made of pork. It's probably based on academic studies of medieval municipal swine herds. The Fox Trotter would be an example of a dancer pig could do. And South Park would be a TV show they might like.