Bram Stoker - A Conspiracy Theorist

It is true that bramstoker was a conspiracy theorist. That is the queerest thing. And id had a look at the book. It's got loads of other hoaxes that have happened in history, some he's just reporting. So there's this really good joke. I'm just going to see if it works. You fer this joke to work? Do you do a tuly ave to know what a canticle is? Don't know what on i all, oh, yess. We've got some church goers in the audience. It's like a religious song. It’s like a hymn, isn’t it? Er, so