I'm Growing a Shrubbery. It Looks Sick and Bad.

"I am growing a shrubbery," Marlboro man says. "It's one of those Japanese shrubbries that you trim to look sick and bad." The plant is healthy because he dumps fertilizer on it every day, but the flower looks 'sick and bad' Man: I need another whiskey and ginger ale if anybody can hook a Justin up for this. It's taco in the building; Taco has left the building.