
Confession by Emma Chaton
The Kiss Me Quick's Erotica
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The Unreliable Mermaid
The author travelled to Nuku Heva in Polynesia for an operation that would allow him to breathe underwater. The doctor's payment, as we had agreed, was in kind: he would retain my penis. Little did I know then that he would pass the small flask in which it floated, shriveled small, pitiful, to live Lisa. There was no sign of mermaids or live Lisa and after several weeks she never appeared.
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