The Etiquette of a Number Two at Work

I think it's a bit of a... I don't like pulling at work. You should try not to in the office, you should go to one of the lavatories provided. When I was at school there was someone that was even more highly strung than I was. He used to walk home to go to the lavatory. Did you play rugby? Not every Sunday, but... Did you play Rugby? Yeah. For many years, I served the teas for the cricket team. Oh, for the home team and the away team. So you've never run any sports teams? No, I can't believe you went to school on a Saturday. And we had chapel on