Introduction

We are Ken Jennings and John Roderick. We speak to you from our present, which we can only assume is your distant past. Fearing the great cataclysm that will surely befall our civilization, we began this monumental reference of strange and obscure human knowledge. These recordings represent our attempt to compile and preserve wonders and esoteric that would otherwise be lost. You have accessed entry 946.is3821. Certificate number 42734. The placebo effect. While the only cure is bedrest, anything I give you would only be a placebo. Where do we get these placebos? Maybe they're some in this truck. Are you worried about long, COVID? Yes. Of all the