Gord and the Gourd

Gord could be short for Gordon. It's both Gordon and gourd. I was trying to think of a clever sort of kooky name for it. Like, uh, like if I make a golem out of stone? I name him Cliff. Get it? Nice. So it's kind of like a, you, you lamp shaded. He's not calling attention to it and it's like a little wink. That's pretty clever. Is there something I can grab you from the bar? I'm getting a round of drinks for the whole table. All right. You put it in the right position for me. I got it in a good hate space now.