Irish People Speak English

My grandad lived on a boren below on west cark that was on the way to a cramery. Regular s people would traverse with their horses loaded with buckets of fresh milk, and would come back with horses packed with butter in their saddle bags. Thei standard rules of human interaction had broken down. And to give an answer, ask elga, would be met with violence. So the irish people figured out an in between a yes and no at the same time, a quantum superposition,. An answer which would cause the soldier to say, stupid, paddy, gibberish  and usher the parson off before the butter melted down the horse's shoulders.