How to Fart a Pilot's Child

"I had a feeling that the fart is not going to smell. So I thought it's a risk," he says. "But then I think maybe something about the air pressure, I'm not sure." The pilot could see Dan pointing at him and his mother was also in the cockpit. 'My mum looked at me, which she didn't say, but she said with her mouth, like, my maiming'