Proverb Punch Up: A Service to the World

I tried not to take a shit on Steve Jobs' legacy, folks. But the biggest mistake he ever made in his life was making the iPod bigger than the storage you would need to hold Chuck and Starfish in hot dog flavoured water. That would be a dope feature for iPhone 11 is if it let you make calls while still listening to limp biscuit. Not at all. I can go up there and play a little biscuit song that will change your life. Yeah Tim, Tim I like this. Dude, your nipples are huge man. Do you want me to get that shirt? It landed on my wife in the audience. So, I have a new segment I wanted to