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Ep 187: Lily Allen

Off Menu with Ed Gamble and James Acaster

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James' Toaster: Slots for Soldiers

Charlotte called James a pervert immediately. This is a podcast, man. You can't bring guests in here and start telling them about your fantasies. She wanted to have her water course from a waterfall. And she said, I want to hold the cup under the waterfall and have it. It's never, it's all people's shelter me now in the street. So what are you fans sizing about this week, James? A toaster that has slots for soldiers. Put a whole platoon in there at once. Yeah. That is so clever. Marney likes to have two dippy eggs for breakfast before she goes to school. How many soldiers for two dippyeggs?

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