The Parasocial Friendship

Man's on people through the internet from people you don't really know. Parasocial friendships are when someone thinks they know you because they watch you all the time. Bob Lesneski cut my hair last night, and can you see he actually cut my head? He said he had sharper ones before. Maybe he pressed too hard. But that is another example of friendship, cutting your friend in the head. You gotta call my friend and be like, can I come to your house? You cut my hair. I'll bring a bottle of bourbon. That's how I happened.