The Curated Experience of a Cruise Ship Tour

I wanted to know if I could come on and then be airlifted off the boat. No cruises are heinous. Horrible. And the people that enjoy them are animals. There's something about... What do they cost? 20, 30 dollars? It's like $160 to go on a cruise. That's not even a month of the New York City subway. You could go on a full cruise. Stem to stern. Three meals a day. All you can eat. Every meal's included. The pool is the size of a little postage stamp. People just eat and then they go to these theme nights. Ease night.