Republican Coke Orgies

Republican congressman Madison Cawthorn talked about Republican congressional cocaine orgies on a podcast. No one has since said definitively that there are no Republican cocaine orgies, just that it's not the kind of thing that you should talk about on a Podcast. It would be like watching a pile of honey baked hands slowly dissolve until nothing was left, but bone and sugar residue. Would you say that Republican cocaine orgy is better or worse than Tory tractor orgies?