The False Dilemma

Sign up for cryonics. It's cheaper than you think and it's cool. Both me and Stephen were signed up. Are you signed up yet? No, but I do mind you. What if you had died camping this weekend? Yeah. Also, it's cool is also a pun because cryonics. Everyone loves puns except me. If I get to choose the time going in. Hell yeah. All right. How about the third alternative? Third alternative is a good one. Who wants to read this?" "I actually forget the argument. And I read it like four hours ago," says Tange. Well, let's save it. Sorry."