The Fireman's Coming Up Boys

Witnesses just told police they saw a man. Charge at the victim and stab him with a flagpole through his head. The person said that's what he gets. He deserves it. Well miraculously we're told the victim will survive his injuries but will likely lose an eye. I don't think we should laugh at this but there's something so horrible about it. It's like if you don't laugh you'll be depressed for the next week.