What if Your Son Was an Insole?

What if you had a son who was an insole? I think that's my biggest fear. An insole for those of you don't know is like involuntarily celibate. It's basically like those toxic quote unquote nice guys who say they're doing all these nice things because they just want to be your friend. And then when like the girl doesn't like them back they're like they just immediately flip and they're like oh my god what the fuck like I did all this shit for you. Why don't you like me? You're supposed to like me."