A German Ballet Director Has Been Fired

A German Ballet Company Director has been fired after, and I wish I was making this up, smearing dog shit in the face of a critic who had criticised his productions. Now, obviously, that's not just a response to criticism, that is assault. Ideally, he should have collected the dogologue, put it in a bi-degradable plastic bag and then made his point forcefully,. perhaps in the medium of a bit of dance. He does agree with the critic, but he's made dogshit in the critic's face and refused to apologise. And he's now been fired. Have you ever been tempted to respond with some sort of physical counterattack? We would be