I Love Papa John's, but Don't You Fucking Start on Papa John Hot Pocket?

There are some important structural mechanical and conceptual differences between a hot pocket and a house. You're not going to get that rubbery skin like texture that you really get from a Papa John's pizza. Back back in the early 1900s, miners wives used to just send hot pockets with them to the mama. And then they would put their hot pocket on a shuffle and heat it up with the lamps.