I Have a King Size Bed. Is That a Bad Idea?

I haven't had sex in my own bed. Anyone for quite a while. So that's sort of a moot point. I have a king sized bed which is really fucking annoying when I'm the only one in it. It was just a bizarre choice of words I suppose. That isn't what I said. Also you know I just find the word king sized bed a bit gendered to be honest. And if someone's the master of the house and they have a bedroom right what is the other bedroom? I don't know. Okay well I'll leave you to ponder that. Are you saying slaves? Yes really? No. Yes.