The Girlfriend Rolls Over and Does Your Laundry

"I've been talking to this lady for two weeks now, and everything was perfect. Our first date was last thursday, and i had taken her out to a nice corean barbecue restaurant,. both of our favorites. We made out, then said good night, after no text at all," he says. "She states how she had a terrible time and that was one of the worst dates she had been on." 'says she sides hustles with her tick talk. She's not a public figure. Parentheses, gross. Get a fuckind job'